Thanks to Flight Memory.com and my friend Tony (see blog post), I know exactly how many fights, miles and hours have been spent in pressurised tubes of metal flying around the world. Even after many flying hours, and despite the determined efforts by some airlines to make travel as horrible as possible, I am still wildly excited about plane travel.
|United flight 967 at gate in LAX|
Flight 737 on a Boeing 737 with Southwest was a fun experience. Flight 747 on a Qantas Boeing 747 was made very special by the delightful cabin crew. Flight number 757 epitomised the worst of air travel.
In DC for a client conference, the flight back to LAX was going to be my 757th flight in my life so of course, I sought a Boeing 757 flight.
Thanks to my friend Troy, we found United flight 967 out of Washington Dulles non-stop to LAX.
Check In: 2/10
Washington Dulles airport is a horrible trek being 41km out of downtown DC. A new metro line is being built and will be finished by 2014 but in the meantime there is a slow local bus or a coach/metro combination or taxi with bad traffic. I opted for a cab organised by my hotel which was driven by a lovely 20 year old college guy from rural Maryland but it turned out to be driving the cab for a cousin and he did not know the way out to Dulles airport. He called a friend to say: “Dude I am on the left land of the freeway heading toward Richmond, where should I be? “
I normally never check luggage in but was carrying a lot of extra stuff as I was Australia bound. The Premium Economy check in line was fast but the actual human interaction was underwhelming- Mr Check In couldn’t give a damn. It never ceases to amaze me how US airlines fail to support their employees to be friendly at every touch point. I know check in staff are underpaid and stressed but United needs to help them make an effort to make customers feel welcome. I get tired of the videos by United saying what a great airline they are and how happy they are we have chosen to be with them when every employee makes me feel like they resent me being there.
I get tired of the videos by United saying what a great airline they are and how happy they are we have chosen to be with them when every employee makes me feel like they resent me being there.
I had chosen to download the boarding pass to my phone. As I stood in the security line holding my carry on bag, my passport and my cell phone, I somehow advanced my Iphone screen so the boarding pass disappeared. There was no cell phone signal in the security area so after seven minutes of trying and letting people in front of me, I returned upstairs. There I found cell phone coverage and re-loaded the boarding pass. I have now sworn off mobile boarding passes particularly as I have no hard copy evidence of my boarding pass
I have now sworn off mobile boarding passes particularly as I have no hard copy evidence of my boarding pass.
The actual welcome aboard was friendly and the Crew even offered to stow some extra luggage in a closet for me.
On Board: 2/10 – Modern flying means being cramped
I had waitlisted for an upgrade to First cabin but was not successful. Nor could I snag an extra legroom room Economy Plus section or in the 757s’ very generous exit rows and despite United automatically wait-listing me for both.
My seat 40C, is the aisle seat at the very back of the plane in the seatguru map on the left! The only positive thing about the seat was that when we departed, there was one empty seat left on the plane and that was 40B!
A perfunctory safety briefing was performed by an unsmiling seemingly unhappy automaton.
I love watching approach and landing but the guy by the window in my row was a closed window man. Airlines in Australia and New Zealand insist on window shades being open for landing saying its for safety. United seemed to have no such stipulation. I find it amazing that we can fly over amazing landscapes and passengers snap their shades closed to watch movies set in the same landscapes! He would peek out his window every now and again and when he did I would edge forward and stare outside. Finally, he left the window shade for our last 45 seconds of flight.
Takeoff- Two Hour Weather Related Delay
The doors closed two minutes after departure time but we sat at the gate while ATC gave us a “re-routing” to avoid nasty weather. After a while we pushed back, we lumbered slowly around the airport to come to a halt on the tarmac with a line of other planes. Soon there were planes everywhere all grounded because of the weather. After about two hours we finally were cleared for takeoff. As the rain started, we launched off into turbulent skies. To his credit, the captain briefed us three times while we were waiting but I think one every 15 minutes would be better -we were given a glass of water and a football show during the wait time
With the removal of catering for economy passengers on United, on a five hour and five-minute flight, the airline sells snack boxes, chips, candies, cookies.
On this day by the time the cart had reached row 36, the crew ran out of food. They basically shouted “that’s right, no food left”
Our row looked at each other, aghast. When you consider that we were two hours late in departure and I had got to the airport two hours earlier, that is nine hours between meals. A glass of water and a glass of soda do not make up for that. Yes, I probably should have eaten at the airport or brought food on board but I was clearly tweeting and not thinking!
The Movie was broadcast on a single screen with terrible sound quality. The 757, being an older plane has no seat entertainment. I do not even remember the movie name due to the terrible sound.
When we finally landed in a stunningly smooth landing. We got thanked for flying the friendly skies. my entire row laughed at this point. If nothing else, the last row bonded!
Luggage return was fairly prompt but I reached the empty V Australia counter at 923pm for my 1020pm Sydney-bound flight to find it was closed. Thankfully the supervising agent re opened it for myself and two other weather delayed passengers.
Overall Rating: 40% – one of the lowest ratings I have ever given a flight.
I was amazed that United took zero interest in this being my 757th flight on a 757. Contrast this with my 737th flight with Southwest and 747th flight with Qantas.
Would I fly them again?: I did like being on the 757 and am excited I managed to score another significant flight but United sucks. Mr Jeff Smisek you apparently are producing a great airline—hurry up!